Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan
if you forbid your partner from seeing ppl they’ve known for years who have had plenty of opportunity to date them cause you’re worried they’re gonna cheat on you… honey you got some Work™ and Healing™ to do before you can seriously date someone…
like I had a cishet guy friend whose girlfriend was mad about him hanging out with his lesbian friends… let that sink in… she was worried one of his lesbian friends was gonna try him…